Well… What can you practice on? People?
Any living.. anything. People, animals, sometimes plants. Plants are very difficult, they don’t always petrify and when they do they tend to break, animals always work and I think for the most part the animals are just fine after, but for some reason I can’t unpetrify this batch of them. Humans are easiest, but hardest to unpetrify, therefor I hardly ever take the risk.
Why would you give pets drugs in the first place?
I’m not giving pets drugs..
Oh! You think by stoned I mean high. No, by stoned I mean petrified. I’ve been petrifying animals and I can’t seem to unpetrify this batch.
Oh! Your power! Can you not control it well?
Unfortunately not. I’m usually able to turn things back, but it’s been spotty lately.
I can’t be responsible for all of these stoned animals.
I think I need to sit my ass down in front of, like, Netflix for a long time.
Netflix is so useful isn’t it? Are you feeling any better from that cactus?